Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Whet and Wetter

I am kind of obsessed. I can't focus. I want to go back to bed. All morning my hand has been wandering off and landing in my lap. My mind has been wandering off and landing in rich fantasies of njoy's Pure Wand. I used the Pure Wand for the first time yesterday, and I can't stop thinking about it.
I will admit that the beautiful toy lived under my bed in its lush pink satin nest encased in its sturdy black box for much too long. I think I was a little intimidated by it. Every woman I have ever spoken to about the Pure Wand has gushed over it -- literally and figuratively. They say it is one of their favorite toys ever and that it makes them squirt like nobody's business. Wow. That's a lot to live up to. I am not a squirter -- at least not yet, and, thus far, my experiences with G-Spot stimulation have left me unable to get past that "holy crap, I'm gonna wet the bed" sensation. I left the toy untouched for months because I was afraid I would be successful stimulating my G-Spot, and I was afraid I wouldn't be.
Yesterday I threw caution to the wind and decided to unearth my treasure. Just the thought of pulling out a new toy always gets me a bit excited. Lying on my belly, reaching under the bed, I felt yummy warm tingles emanating from the center of my being. Even preparing the Pure Wand was a sensual experience. The weight of it in my hands (a full one-and-a-half pounds) felt so substantial. The sound it made when I rested it on my porcelain sink rang throughout my body. I washed it, as I do with all new toys, and then I decided it might be fun to leave it under the stream of warm water for a while. Just as I'd imagined, its smooth stainless steel body retained the heat, and as I carried it to the bedroom, I enjoyed its warmth on my forearm and palm.
The gentle warmth I felt on my limbs became spicy hot when it reached my sensitive groin. The heat was almost too much, but so exciting at the same time. While getting the Pure wand out of its box, I had told myself that I could go easy and start with the smaller end. The ball there is only one inch in diameter as opposed to the full inch-and-a-half on the larger side. Fuck that. Um, yes. Fuck that. On my back, I couldn't resist the temptation to "take the plunge" with the bigger end, and I eased it into myself. Once inside, the Pure Wand seemed to have an almost magnetic attraction to my cervix. The shape and weight of the toy allowed it to fall comfortably inside of me in a way that seemed surprisingly natural.
I have never been one for dildos. Most of my experience with sex toys has been battery-powered. I wondered how I would react to an object whose only movement would be generated by me. I am not wondering anymore. In fact, I am exerting a good deal of will power to stay in my seat right now and not go generate some movement.
There is so much that I love about the Pure Wand that I am having trouble deciding where to begin. This simple toy is a smorgasbord for my senses. The juxtaposition of the hard polished stainless steel resting in its delicate hot pink satin nest is seared on my eyeballs. My body can still feel the weight of of it, and my hands remember the coolness it radiated as I removed it from the box. I am singing on the inside with the recalled sound of it falling further into me. I am even excited by its smell, or lack there of. Many plastic sex toys radiate a fierce odor of what I imagine is phthalates. Because the Pure Wand (like all of njoy's toys) is 100% medical grade stainless steel, it is not only stainless, but odorless. This attribute also makes it one of the only sex toys I am comfortable using without a condom; it is completely nonporous. While I admit that I haven't yet tasted the Pure Wand, I am savoring the delicious orgasms it brought me yesterday, and I am looking forward to going back for additional helpings.
The fact that the Pure Wand is a delicacy for the senses stems from it's stunning and deliberate design. Before taking it for a test drive, I could appreciate the curved shape of the toy esthetically, but I was unsure how it would impact my sensations. Holy crap! As I mentioned earlier, the shape allowed the warm metal to fall into me in a most pleasing fashion. Further, the curve provided some additional stimulation just below my pubic bone. The small end, peaking out from inside me, served as a perfect handle. The weight of it and the substantial feel of it in my hands reminded me of the gearshift on an expensive luxury car. It allowed me to drive myself crazy. Vvvvroom!
While I relished the contractions of my muscles brought on by the the Pure Wand, I felt much more relaxed using it than I do with most vibrators. They sometimes work me into a frenzy that feels out of my control. The Pure Wand allowed me to cede control and trust that I was safe in my own hands. The angle of it also enabled me to grip it in a much more comfortable way than other sex toys... "Uh, no, Doctor, I can't imagine how I developed carpal tunnel syndrome. Huh. What a mystery." Dare I say that the Pure Wand is ergonomic?
Because of its comfortable shape and my growing curiosity about my ability to join the ranks of female ejaculators, I played with the Pure Wand for quite a while. No, I didn't manage to wet the bed, but I did manage to have a thoroughly juicy experience and severely whet my appetite. I don't view my lack of waterworks as a failure. I view it as an opportunity to try and try again. I can hardly wait for my next encounter with the Pure Wand. In fact, I am salivating as I type, and...Labels: g-spot, germs, review, toy
tidbit posted by Mosa @ 11:06 AM
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