Monday, September 8, 2008
Mud Slinger
Once again my friend May has got me dressed in style. Thanks to her tireless research, and discerning taste, I am now a fan of Mudflap Boy. This cool company dug up the long lost brother of the shiny, silver chick who has been adorning the mudflaps of truckers for years, and guess what? He's a hottie, and they've plastered his nude silhouette all over teeshirts, and belt buckles and even trucker hats.
Most men are fairly unabashed about brandishing their appreciation of the female form. Why not share the love? If a man can make an altar to a curvy goddess on the strips of black rubber that live behind his rear tires, why shouldn't I wear my love of the male form across my bosom? What better way to pay tribute to the penis-bearers? I mean, I don't know many women who get their jollies hanging out on the back of a mudflap, but what guy wouldn't be happy to be pressed firmly against a woman's breast or sit just below her bellybutton?
I am now ready to face the world in my new man-loving regalia. Thanks, May. I'd be naked without you.Labels: clothing, review
tidbit posted by Mosa @ 10:24 AM
